Well the film was excellent. Set in the future (2154AD) THE SYSTEM is still up to it’s old tricks, trying to mine a rare but invaluable mineral called unobtainum (so clearly the writers aren’t taking themselves toooo seriously), on a Planet far far away … called Pandora. The indigenous people are ten foot tall, blue-skinned and, apart from the tail, look and behave in a remarkably human fashion and maintain sophisticated social and belief systems centred around the spirits of ancestors and the living force embodied in all living creatures (and trees) on the planet. Bad news then that the epicenter of this system (a wonderful tree with waving, multi-coloured, spaghetti-like filaments), is placed on the mega-lode of unobtainium - so the natives must be persuaded to move away to enable the mining company to dig it all up. In an endeavour to persuade to Na’vi to move, the Company create semi-native creatures by combining the DNA of a human and a Native which involves the human bit lying in a sunbed while the combo-creature is alive and talking to the tribesmen. Just such a person is the hero, a paraplegic actor called Sam Worthington, who steps into his twin brother’s (same DNA) shoes / sunbed, when needed on his demise. His is the role of trying to integrate /ingratiate himself with the tribe and arrange a Diplomatic solution that involves them moving to another area (or else – although the exact terms of ‘or else’ are not revealed to him).
Following a long tradition of such exploitation films (think Little Big Man and Dances with Wolves), the interloper becomes enamoured with the simple and meaningful philosophy of the natives and changes sides, and as an optional extra, falls in love with the chief’s daughter (no surprise there then). The inevitable conflict between the huge forces available to the Company and the seemingly pitiful resources of the Na’vi ensure a wondrous battle to the death. The special effects are superb, the scenery vibrant, colourful and vaguely reminiscent of underwater seaweed forests with some wondrous animals and plants to populate it (including dragon-like rideable flying creatures, six-legged horses and my favourite, a hammer-head rhinoceros).
The parallels with what I mentioned in last week’s blog are so strong that I reread it with a glow of smugness. Clearly this is a piece of cinematic prowess (costing a mere $500m and ten years in the making) that is treading on familiar toes, with the natives wearing long braided hair, dark - ( well actually - in this case blue, but who’s quibbling?) skinned natives chased off their traditional hunting grounds where they rode horses and lived in a respectful equilibrium with the plants and animals. So, perhaps James Cameron is preaching a well-known sermon, in this case it has been preached in an exceptional manner and with enormous skill. This really is an excellent film.
Meanwhile, while whole planets are being plundered for profit, the really big news in downtown Vail was that the donkeys that had been scheduled to play a supporting role (supporting Mary actually) in a Christmas Nativity, made a bid for freedom and legged it down the railway track, now closed for the winter, towards Denver. With only 176 miles to go they were recaptured and the Vail Two, now infinitely more famous than their human actor counterparts, were then persuaded to play their part in traditional fashion (I just hope they got top billing and demanded extra carrots).
What is odd about being in a culture that is so similar to our own, is that every now and then, when you have been lulled asleep to the possibility of difference, something pops up and screams at you. Along with the old notion of two countries divided by the same language there are any number of examples. We came off the piste the other day and went indoors to a restaurant. Immediately your nose runs at the temperature difference and, if you are mustachioed, the breath-icicles melt. At this point, up walks one of two dedicated staff and offers you each a large tissue and indicates the large bin provided for disposal. Now what is that but excellent, thoughtful service?
And how about the telephone call I took the other day? It was a recorded message it has to be said, but it told me that because the holiday period clashed with the normal rubbish bin collection day, the collection for this week and next (Christmas and the New Year week), would be one day later. ‘Thank you and have a nice day’! Now how about that for service?
The almost inevitable ‘I hope you have a fun day’ was varied by a ‘well thank you for coming here’ when I mentioned to the woman with the pass-screening gizmo that this was our first time to the resort. Such genuine goodnaturedness seems endemic.
Along with the cultural differences, there are strange imbalances elsewhere. For instance the drainage system comes with dire warnings as to what will happen if anything other than human waste and minimal paper is flushed. So – they can send a man to the moon (40 years ago), but you can’t put a tampax down the toilet. In shops, when paying with a credit card, you are asked for a signature, not a PIN number. They don’t do PINS here, yet it was harrumphed in UK as the only thing that would save us from a financial fate worse than death, so where does the truth lie?
Such strange anomalies keep us amused and amazed and make life in the slow lane interesting.
Our skiing is loosening up as we get back into the swing of it. Unfortunately Sue swung too far and too loose and fell, seemingly innocuously, onto her arm on a moderate ‘going home’ type run, and is now in severe pain and unable to lift said arm above a mild curse position. The idea is to wait and see if it eases before going through the Hospital / x-ray / medical insurance route. Meanwhile I have been skiing solo for, I think, the first time ever. Very strange it was too with no-one to share the admired views or to hope will persuade you not to try the horrid-looking mogully run.
Note to self – don’t leave apples or other fruit in the car and expect to eat them when you return at the end of the day. They will be frozen so hard you could play baseball with them (apart from the bananas which can be whittled to produce a working boomerang).
While on the subject of things freezing, having noticed a magpie and a coal-tit flying about the house, I put out some bread on a piece of wood outside the kitchen window and Sue contributed some leftover rice, to feed the little darlings. The following morning I spotted the coal-tit on the wood. It tried to peck – failed, walked round the food, tried to kick / scratch - failed, limped around the bread and rice and flew off nursing a bruised toe and beak - oh and probably a pride. Things get real cold, real quick here!
The next bit will make uncomfortable reading for one particular friend who habitually scans UK petrol pump prices, rather as other people keep an eye out for ornate buildings, Pub names, or particularly fine trees or views.
I had to put some petrol in the car the other day. The bill was $39.16 for 13.69 galls at $2.859 per gall ie approx £1.73 per gall or .40p per litre.
At this point it would be wise to check Nigel’s pulse rate.
It is little wonder that the rest of the world is finding the US population reluctant to raise fuel prices. At the same time, our car returns about 16.5mpg with its 4 litre automatic engine. Advertised on the TV last night was the new Dodge Heavy Duty pickup, THE RAM (has to be in capitals there is so much testosterone attached to it). It has a 6.7litre Cummins Turbo Diesel producing 350 bhp which is enough power to pull a wallet from a Scotsman’s pocket, as they say, but I’ll bet you have to stop the engine running when at a Petrol Station to get any petrol in the tank. No wonder they need to secure oil reserves, wherever it shows up and whosever backyard it’s in.
On a similar subject, and to give a sense of balance lest anyone should think that the US were alone in these activities, it would appear that Maggie Thatcher was correct in her surmise that the Falklands were worth defending at all costs. However, far from being for the much-vaunted and honourable ‘defending fellow UK citizens from the nasty invading Argies’ reason, it was for the rather more prosaic reason that, as has been revealed recently, there is an enormous amount (over 60m barrels) of oil under the ground, just off the coast and comfortably within the waters claimed by UK. Nice one Maggie!
Well, the New Year is almost upon us and we are joining our guests in a meal in Vail at a smart restaurant with a good reputation and an enticing menu. The intention is to get the bus so we can make merry and enjoy the finest celebrations and fireworks that Vail has to offer. When in UK we have in the past pulled ourselves off the sofa at 10.30pm and headed off to Malvern to walk up to its highest point, the Worcestershire Beacon, with whoever we can persuade to come, and watch the fireworks as they go off over Herefordshire and Worcestershire as we sip from our chilled Champagne in our plastic flutes. We will see how this year pans out.